Something Brewery Sour Fest

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Something Brewery Sour Fest *

Sale Price: $15.00 Original Price: $25.00

Tickets are $25 at the door. One ticket gets you a raffle ticket and entry to play:
- Closest to the pin
- Long drive
- Shot caller

Come by Something Brewery this upcoming Saturday for the Sour Fest and test your golf skill and power!

August 16, 2025 - 12p - 11p

$60 Bundle Pre-Sale
Sale Price: $60.00 Original Price: $100.00

Get 5 tickets for the price of 4!

No Brainer… Purchase Here!!

WHERE TECHNOLOGY AND TECHNIQUE CONVERGE

The Golf Armory is an elite training facility designed to give dedicated golfers a decisive edge. We've fused a high-tech environment with expert strategic guidance to help you build a more intelligent, powerful, and repeatable game.

  • Mission-Critical Intel

  • Strategic Dominance

  • Unwavering Readiness

The Golf Armory

The Golf Armory

Two aerial views of different buildings. The larger building has a dark roof and grey siding with a wooden framework over the front entrance. The smaller building has a dark roof, light siding, a garage door, and is surrounded by trees and a gravel lot.

MEMBERSHIPS

Booty Call – Quick Strike Mission
$69.99
Every month
$199.47
Every 3 months

Execute precision golf operations with the Booty Call membership. This entry-level plan delivers the flexibility and essential simulator access needed to sharpen your game on your terms. It's the perfect quick-strike mission for the casual warrior or the operator testing the waters before committing to a full-scale campaign.


✓ 1 day/week - 2hr session - Bring Guest
✓ Monthly XP Bonus
✓ Access any Bay/Moniter
Oscar Mike Golf
$155.55
Every month
$443.32
Every 3 months

For the operator who is always advancing. The Oscar Mike Golf membership is for the serious golfer on the move, providing the increased access and priority booking needed for consistent, data-driven improvement. This is your ticket to the front lines, giving you the competitive edge required to climb the leaderboard and dominate your objectives.


✓ 2 days/week - 3hr sessions - bring guest
✓ Priority Booking
✓ Enhanced XP Rewards
✓ Exclusive Tournaments
Sugar Daddy
$345.67
Every month
$985.16
Every 3 months

Assume executive command of your golf game. The Sugar Daddy membership is an all-inclusive, premium package for the operator who demands the absolute best. With VIP booking, concierge service, and access to our most exclusive events, this tier provides the resources and support necessary to fund and execute your most ambitious golf campaigns.


✓ 3 day/week - 4hr session - bring 2 guests
✓ VIP Booking Access
✓ Premium Events
✓ Concierge Services
✓ Premium XP multiplier
G.O.L.D.
$420.00
Every month
$1,197.00
Every 3 months

This is the pinnacle of the TGA command structure. The G.O.L.D. (Gentlemen/Gals of Legendary Drive) membership is reserved for the true legends of the Armory. This all-access pass grants you maximum simulator time, personal concierge service, founder-level access, and the highest XP multipliers. For those whose commitment to the game is absolute, this is the ultimate status.


✓ 5 day/week - 4hr sessions - 3 Bring guests
✓ Unlimited Booking Features
✓ All Exclusive Events
✓ Golf Concierge
✓ Founders Access

The Old Way is Broken. It's Time for a New Protocol.

For decades, the accepted wisdom in golf has been unstructured and incomplete. "Hit more balls," they said. "Get a feel for it." This philosophy has a critical flaw: it lacks a process. It’s the reason skilled players who dominate the driving range fall apart on the course. They are reacting, not executing. They are playing a game of hope, not a game of strategy.

We didn't just see a problem; we saw a complete lack of a system. The traditional approach to golf improvement is broken because it fails to arm the player with the most powerful weapon of all: a plan.

The New Way: Tactical Course Destruction

At The Golf Armory, we are deploying a new doctrine. We teach our members how to systematically dismantle a golf course, hole by hole, using a data-driven, unemotional, and repeatable process. We call it the Course Attack Grid. This isn't about hitting impossible "hero shots"—it's about executing a pre-planned, high-percentage mission where every shot is designed to minimize risk and maximize the probability of success.

Mapping, Not Guessing

The foundation of our approach is meticulous course mapping and analysis. Before a single shot is hit, our members learn to deconstruct the hole. We use technology to identify optimal landing zones, the most forgiving parts of the green, and the high-consequence "no-go" areas. This transforms the game from a series of hopeful swings into a calculated tactical advance.

Process Over Emotion

The Course Attack Grid forces a player to abandon emotional decision-making. The target is no longer the flag just because it's visible. The target is a strategically selected spot—often the center of the green—that offers the highest probability of a successful outcome, even with a slight miss. By focusing on executing a process, our members stay disciplined under pressure and avoid the costly errors that derail a round.

Technology as a Force Multiplier

At The Golf Armory, we leverage cutting-edge launch monitors and simulators as our primary intelligence-gathering tools. This technology provides the irrefutable data needed to build a personalized strategy. Our members know their exact distances, their common shot dispersions, and their strengths and weaknesses. This allows us to craft a game plan that is tailored to their unique abilities, turning technology into a true competitive advantage.

In summary, the old way of playing golf is based on feel and unstructured practice. The TGA way is built on strategy, data, and disciplined execution. We don't just teach a better swing; we build better strategists. This is the new way to destroy a golf course.

Top-down view of a golf course hole with sand traps, fairway, and a blue line indicating the golf ball's trajectory towards the hole.
A man in dark clothing and a cap is putting in a golf swing indoors with a digital green-themed display showing golf statistics around him.
Four purple and blue golf clubs with the brand name 'NEWTON' and the word 'MOTION' printed on the shafts.

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The Golf Armory's loyalty program, known as TGA Command, is an integrated system designed to reward dedicated members for their engagement. It moves beyond a simple discount model by incorporating Experience Points (XP) and a tiered ranking structure, turning every interaction—from purchases to event participation—into a valuable asset.

Loyalty
Free

XP collection


✓ Save and Collect XP
✓ Discount Programs